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Northwestern Sells Arch
Posted 04-26-2009, 03:43
by Russell Taff
Evanston, Il.- Northwestern University officials announced on Friday that they had sold Northwestern's defining landmark, the Arch, as well as the smaller, lesser known arch located no more than a hundred yards north on Sheridan Road, in a closed auction ... [more]
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Business Frat Raises Money for AIG
Posted 04-26-2009, 03:28
by Ryan Fazio
With regard to fraternity philanthropies, some uncontroversial charitable cause is usually the beneficiary. Think: cute orphaned African children who can't read...with AIDS...in Darfur. Basically, Project Kindle on steroids. It just has to be something that will appease the school's authoritarian ... [more]
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Students Turn To World's Oldest Profession
Posted 04-26-2009, 03:04
by Drew Deitch
Despite an economy in recession, tuition fees for major universities like Northwestern will continue to rise this year. In increasingly uncertain times, many students at Northwestern feel that they have been left with few options to help supplement financial aid ... [more]
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Creepy Townie At Keg Suffers From Recession
Posted 04-26-2009, 02:53
by Rebecca Bogue
The creepy townie hereby referred to as CT because no one knows his actual name, has personally felt the sting of the economy at whatever job it is he does when he's not creeping The Keg. Reports have been flowing ... [more]
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Munch Money Ponzi Scheme Uncovered
Posted 04-26-2009, 02:37
by Cody Kittle
Students with munch money accounts were shocked on Monday to find that they were unable to make purchases from Nu Cuisine Vendors. In what has become perhaps the largest Ponzi scheme ever uncovered at a university in the United States, ... [more]
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US To Sell States
Posted 04-25-2009, 22:37
by Alex Spatt
The United States has turned to drastic measures to create revenue in the wake of the current economic recession. Beginning in the coming weeks, the U.S. will begin to auction off states to the rest of the world. The auction ... [more]
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The End of the World as We Know It
Posted 04-25-2009, 22:25
by Alex Katz
In his Good Friday address at the Coliseum in Rome, Pope Benedict XVI warned the gathered masses that the rise of secularism in Western societies is swiftly pushing the world into a "desert of godlessness." As deliberate attempts are made ... [more]
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