General Information Staff Subscribe Donor Information Archives Syndicate Chronicle Headlines Other Opinion articles		Why You Suck - UW-Madison Posted 11-07-2003, 00:11 by When one begins a dissertation on why an inferior institution ("institution" in the same sense that one would refer to a brothel or a community college as an institution), it is simply of too much ease, and thus little class, to strike at the throbbing vulnerabilities that of the University of Madison-Wisconsin. One could pick on their feeble intellects, or their tendancy toward fatness, but to exploit these weaknesses would be to ignore Madison's commonly overlooked fatal flaw. To paraphrase Christopher Columbus upon sighting the Native Americans: "These fools can't fuckin' party." Police shut down the festivities at 3? Bars in Evanston (home of the Women's Christian Temperance Union), also close at 3 a.m. and feature equally as unsavory characters. Sure, the people in Madison might be more attractive than your average NU'er, but that doesn't mean you're going to get laid. You're a geek: You go to NU. Remember? Let the record show that the preferred nomenclature of these savages for a keg is a ‘barrel.' You know who else calls a keg a barrel? No one. These Mid-West bumpkins are clearly the folk evolution and progress forgot, as further indicated by the fact that cheese now comes in can form. We have no use for you, but leave the dairy maids anyway; the Lincoln Park Zoo is looking to fill the cages in the primate exhibit. As for the drunken masses on State Street, you might surely credit that to Madison students. But trust me, if these bovine-lovin' folks can barely maintain species population due to "Hole Confusion," odds are, they couldn't find State St. There's a connection between the 60,000 visitors coinciding with one of the largest parties in the nation: We are the party. The moment we trash their streets and urinate in their alleys, UW students put their Madison education to work, preparing for their future careers as sanitation workers. Give me Evanston and give me an Evanstoninite's front yard to pass out in. Give me the Deuce, give me crowded house parties, and give me the mild Greek scene. But for the love of God, never take me to Wisconsin again. Email this Article Printer-friendly version Author Reader Feedback Post a comment Name E-mail address Subject   Comment thanks for sucking NW. Again by Charles Lindorfer (Lindorfer@wisc.edu) on 02-05-2007, 09:01 We killed you assholes last night didn't we! Wow, thanks for huge piles of shit NW! thanks for sucking NW by Charles Lindorfer (Lindorfer@wisc.edu) on 01-22-2007, 13:49 Hey NW, How's the b-ball team doing? I've come to expect no more from the perennial bottom feeder of the Big 10. Thanks for sucking for all of these years! righto by hjl (ghjlh@dh.com) on 12-12-2006, 22:41 Looks like we found another pseudo intellect from Northwestern. Northwestern is inferior to the United States by Badger (badger@wisc.edu) on 11-29-2006, 17:12 70+ majors that are in the top 10 in the country? boy, UW-Madison must not have their shit together...In the top ten for best public university in the country...again, we must be dumbasses...look at the facts you buttfucking fibs! Glad to hear you're not coming to Madison! by JWags (jwag88@wi.rr.com) on 11-25-2006, 18:36 I'm glad you would never think of coming to Wisconsin, Abner (sounds like a horse's name). We certainly would not like to see any dork wearing a Northwestern sweatshirt with skin-tight jeans here any time soon. Speaking of one of the largest parties in the nation, the only reason you'd come to Madison is to see what a real city looks like, and you'd trash it so you could feel more at home on your visit, you know like a barn. While you are chewing on the straw your owner just brought you, you can think about how dumb or inferior Wisconsin is to Northwestern, but I'd ask you to be careful so that the cum does not get on your leg. I would also like to know how you think Northwestern is better. Is it all the big, exciting campus and the cool stores located close to the campus? Is it the top-ranked Wildcat Football Program? Or maybe the Basketball Program? Or any sport for that matter? What new technological or any kind of developments have you brought the world? All I know is Madison is the school I'm going to, and you are probably attending or did attend Northwestern because Madison accept you (I don't think they let horses in, SORRY). Hopefully you can get over that traumatic incident of not getting accepted and give up your jealousy of those who did get accepted. Glad to hear you're not coming to Madison! by JWags (jwag88@wi.rr.com) on 11-25-2006, 18:35 I'm glad you would never think of coming to Wisconsin, Abner (sounds like a horse's name). We certainly would not like to see any dork wearing a Northwestern sweatshirt with skin-tight jeans here any time soon. Speaking of yep, you still suck! by Charlie (Lindorfer@wisc.edu) on 11-08-2006, 14:08 hey whats up fellas? I was just trying to figure out the other day where the hell Northwestern is? By the way, is your football team over the .500 mark yet, or are you guys just sucking it up like other years??? yeah, thats what I thought! There's a little truth in everything by Nevergonna Tell (nevergonnatell@email.com) on 11-01-2006, 22:10 So these postings really hit home. I was born in Wisconsin, and there are some really great things about the state, and there are some really crappy things as well. On the whole, I agree that the general environment of UW-Madison is off-putting. There are too many drunks and too many stupid people in this small-minded state. They do have a few brightspots and they certainly know how to have a good time, which is not to be overlooked in life....but if you are serious about getting a world class education, look elsewhere than Madison. Get a damn life by Guy who's glad he went to Madison (kissmyass@youobnoxiousprick.com) on 10-10-2006, 22:47 Wow. That's just sad that you're so incredibly insecure that you feel the need to bash other schools in order to feel good about yourself. Madison is a fantastic school, and that's acknowledged by anyone with half a brain and backed up by all the stats. Apparently, however, you feel that in order for NU to be noticed as a good school, every other school has to be crap. Says something about your confidence in your school, huh? Grow up. NU... sorry to hear that by Dan (Sportzdominator@sbcglobal.net) on 10-10-2006, 10:35 I'm sorry you people can't fit in in a social setting but that isn't our fault. We all get along here in Madison and all love it. Now if you think that we only believe in partying and nothing about education, how do you respond to the fact that we are tied with Harvard for 1st in producing CEO's of Fortune 500 companies? Just shut your mouths people you're embarassing yourselves . by Screw you northwestern, eat a bowl of dick (1@wisc.edu) on 10-09-2006, 19:02 Seriously, the guy's name is Abner. That's gotta be the most pathetic name I've ever heard. NERDS! by Bucky (williecansuck@myleft.nut) on 10-09-2006, 19:01 NERDS!!!!!!!!! Seriously, sell out your football stadium sometime. That would be an accomplishment in itself. Don't even try to compare yourselves to UW. you're just a bunch of sweater vest wearing private school nerds. Hows your hockey team by the way? Feedback by Charlie (Lindorfer@wisc.edu) on 10-08-2006, 14:41 by the way, what was the football score the other day? I must have missed it! Feedback by Charlie (Lindorfer@wisc.edu) on 10-08-2006, 14:40 Good, Stay the Fuck out of Madison! We party harder than you Abner (according to various sources, ie. Playboy) and if you don't believe it, come back and I will personally drink you under the table. By the way, whats the academic ranking in Evanston?Higher than Madison? I didn't think so! You yourself will enjoy the life sanitation worker, so save some money and enroll in a community collage. Dumbass. sex by satheesh (satheeshmadathi@yahoo.com) on 06-01-2006, 12:58 Police shut down the festivities at 3? Bars in Evanston (home of the Women's Christian Temperance Union), also close at 3 a.m. and feature equally as unsavory characters. Sure, the people in Madison might be more attractive than your average NU'er, but that doesn't mean you're going to get laid. You're a geek: You go to NU. Remember? Let the record show that the preferred nomenclature of these savages for a keg is a ‘barrel.' You know who else calls a keg a barrel? No one. These Mid-West bumpkins are clearly the folk evolution and progress forgot, as further indicated by the fact that cheese now comes in can form. We have no use for you, but leave the dairy maids anyway; the Lincoln Park Zoo is looking to fill the cages in the primate exhibit Imbecile. by H (yomama@wisc.edu) on 10-04-2005, 22:51 This article might piss me off, as someone suggested, if it weren't such a joke. I got accepted at both, but Madison won me over hands down (NU=nothing but my backup school.) Beautiful campus, beautiful lake, the best student sailing club in the country, the number one party school in the country (sorry guys...you aren't even listed....but you do have the #16th best theatre!) You, author, are discredited by your own misinformation. Fat? We are the 9th fittest university in the country. Dumbass. And wtf? You guys go by quarters? I haven't seen those since middle school. The nail in the coffin: we don't feel the need to write in to our lame college newspaper to bitch about another school due to our feelings of inferiority. Badgers vs. Wildcats by John Fraser (johnfrasermadtown@hotmail.com) on 10-03-2005, 23:48 We'll, the Badgers take on the Wildcats Saturday at "rowdy" Ryan Field!!! I expect about as much from the 'Cats as we all saw from the Cubs this season ....not much! GO BUCKY! Northwestern? by Blain (nusucks@yahoo.com) on 02-19-2005, 15:29 Didn't they try kicking Northwestern out of the Big Ten once? I guess someone has to finish last! Northwestern... Athletics = most pathetic Wildcats = gayest nickname Purple = ugliest color Welsh-Ryan = total dump Evanston = sucks NU Greeks = nerds and geeks On, Wisconsin! by BUCKY BADGER (buckybadger@uwathletics.com) on 01-31-2005, 23:16 Willie Wildcat and I will settle this fued once and for all. I challenge Willie to an arm wrestling match this summer in the resort town of Lake Geneva. Afterwards, we'll go to the beach and cruise some chicks. Then we'll get drunk downtown and kick some Fighting Illini ass at bar time! On, Wisconsin! Bucky U. Badger EZ mad girls by madison girls are EZ (madisonsucks@hotmail.com) on 12-30-2004, 23:49 did you know that all of the girls at madison have the gift that just keeps on giving? the health center recently came out with some study and stated that over 75 percent of the female students at madison have some form of sexually transmitted disease, and that most of these girls received these while having intercourse with guys they "barely" knew or "just met" in settings such as the dorms, house parties, or wherever. wow! you say all your UW girlies are hot, but what's beautiful on the outside may not be so hot in the inside. (well it might be, if it burns when you piss) fucking madison kids by Anti-Madison (fuckyoumadison@hotmail.com) on 12-30-2004, 23:45 Okay, all this rambling about Madison v. Northwestern is getting pretty retarded. Everyone knows NU beats the pants off of UW----I go to UW and after spending two semesters in this worthless, piece of shit school I would agree that NU beats Madison anydays. Who cares about your stupid party school rankings anyhow? None of the people I've met here are worth partying with anyhow. So why don't all of you backwood hick kids from good 'ol UW take a lesson from NU and grow the fuck up? And if you're so smart and special, you would be shuffling school transfer papers right about now like I am instead of thinking up shit to say about northwestern. get a life, you stupid goddamn madison kids. FUCK YOU FAT BASTARDS by Your Daddy (atheletic&fit@NUstud.com) on 11-19-2004, 17:56 MADISON, Wis. (AP) - The nation's stinkiest bastards were again impressive in their attempts to say something smart despite being retarded without brains. Cocksuckers took it up the ass 5 times before switching back to sucking it in the second half. The Badgers are 9-1 and in the drivers seat with a dildo for yet another Big Fags title. "I said during two-a-days I thought this team had a gayness about them." "Our football team is the best in the nation", yelped a dorky UW chump before getting gang raped by UW football team after their loss to Michigan St. "We have the second highest number of pothead and drunks and rednecks and retards and fuglies" said Ben who dropped out after failing to open a book in 2 years. "UW has the hottest girls" said a short bigheaded dork with an imprint of a girl's hand on his cheeks. Northwestern did not back after the coach proclaimed last week that the Madison is full of social scumbags and detrimental to anyone successful. "They (Wisconsin) showed us that we cannot afford to argue with these unemployeed asswipes and longer. We actually have jobs and got work to do". Created by UW's own student: a blog "dedicated to how UW sucks and how much I hate it" by blogger (blogger@blog.com) on 11-19-2004, 17:40 http://uwsucks.blogspot.com/ How's the job search going? by Successful Wildcat (I'mRichBiatch@dot.com) on 11-19-2004, 17:30 After all this hoopla about trivial manners, it comes down to this final question: What are you doing after graduation? Do you have a job? Do you have a plan? Did you get to where you wanted to be 4 years out of high school? Are you going to be making millions in the NFL because your college football team was ranked so and so? Do any of the football players even know you or are you just a sucker? Are you going to continue to get high and drunk because that's all you want out of life? Are you so happy that you need alcohol and drugs to make you happy? Or was it to escape the harsh realities of life? Are you marrying the hot chick so you can sleep with her every night instead of just that one time while she was passed out? Or did someone richer, better looking, take her away? Are you going to get a Nobel prize for attending a school with nobel laureats? Are you getting a patent because your school has so and so patents every year? Are you better looking now that you hung around with people who are better looking than you? Or are you still the fugly as you were? Are you going to be pigeon holed in Madison rest of your life or are you going to explorer what the world has to offer? Are you better off than 4 years ago or are you ignorant enough not to care as long as you had some fun? Who cares about #1 shite hole Madison by Bad Ger (Bad@gersucks.com) on 11-19-2004, 16:35 Who cares if there are a few hot girls at UW...can't compete with hotter girls in Chicago. Can't compete with Chicago nightlife either. Even hooters in Chicago has much better girls and wings than Madison. Don't try to compare Michigan Ave. with State St. Who cares if UW football team is good...this year? This is Big10, things change year after year and with Michigan and Ohio St. around (+Penn st. ?...ahh maybe not anymore), UW will never be labeled as a "traditional powerhouse". Plus, all this UW pride comes from mere association not because you kids actually are part of the football team. Who cares about party rankings? If football and party ranking is how you rank which school is better to spend 4 years of your life, then you immature kids have a lot of growing up to do. Also how can you claim to be a party school and be in midwest where you freeze your ass half the year? Nice warm weather down in AZ, CA, FL automatically makes the whole state a party zone. People are happier, girls are wearing less, people are not morbidly pale or fat, etc. Who cares about all this bullchip? UW bumpkins with nothing else in their lives except football team they are not part of, girls they never screwed, indoor parties in a puke cave during freezing winters. NU can blow me by Ben (daspuii@yahoo.com) on 11-15-2004, 18:32 Dear Kyle, I am sorry you did not have a good time at our party. From your second I would guess that you yourself were labeled a “geek” by a UW coed. Don’t be disheartened, even we strike out once in a while. As for the ostensible intellectual superiority of NU students, you’ll have to excuse us. We must have been preoccupied with our research sponsorship which is three times that of NU’s. Or maybe we were simply busy filing for the second highest number of patents in the U.S. #1 College town by Adam (ok@nusucks.com) on 11-08-2004, 14:41 I think everyone in the country knows you will have a better time at Madison. #3 party school and #30 all around...not too many schools boast those numbers, not to mention being the number one college town in the country. As far as academics go, your school is filled with mediocore rich kids and cheating is wide spread. There are so many people with better scores than you from this state who never leave because your city and atmosphere suck a huge dick. Your research budget is also not even close to ours...so I have no clue what you are babbling about. I for one can talk, because I will probably get into your med school, and if it was in Evanston I never would have applied. I have seen a game day there, it is worthless. I want to know who invited your dumb ass to Madison...did you just drive up here yourself to write this article? git er done by matt decovsky (mattdecovsky@comcast.net) on 11-08-2004, 12:54 wow....thats all i can say. first and foremost i would like to commend you on your incredible article. my favorite part was DEFINITELY when you picked on our throbbing intellects....only after you reffered to us as the university of madison - wisconsin. last time i checked (and dont belive me because i only attend this shitty institution-much like mcdonalds is an institution), its the university of wisconsin - madison. Now, from this point in my comment, i could take two paths....one that intellectually condemns you for being not only a dumbass with a big ego, but also a doushebag with no life. Or, i could and will continue the trend in the responses which drops down to your level (the only viable option considering you cant even pinpoint our location with a simple state - city noemnclature) and i shall begin now: wisconsin fucking rules! you guys also tend to belive you are infinitely smarter than us...funny considering the rankings you talk so much about (us news....doesnt really sound like hack piece of journalism to me) have us tied with NYU and brandeis at 30th in the nation, and you guys at 11 or 12. thats pretty solid...maybe if i was a fucking asshole id go to northwestern too, but thats not the case (despite the fact i am an asshole). the funniest thing is your insecurities. i know plenty of people who goto northwestern. 2 of them my best friends, and perhaps one hot girl. and they are awesome people....because they are not pompous bitches. wildcats tend to think so highly of themselves and belive themselves to be so open minded, that they denounce everything that they belive to be inferior despite the good aspects it may contain. I've been to northwestern, and while it wasnt nearly as fun as madison is on a monday night past bartime, i still had a blast. it was a gorgeous city and i was with my friends. maybe if you private schoolers would stop being daddy's little bitches for 5 minutes and maybe stop by the city that is 2.5 hours of away from chitown, with 2 lakes, and a plethora of bars, and instead of be complete assholes and urinate in our alley ways on halloween, maybe have some respect and have a little more fun. I'd say that evanston is a fun place and we should all get along, but i feel my anger onsetting so i conclude with this: GO BADGERS!!!!!!!!!!! NORTHWESTERN SUCKS MY BIG FUCKING DICK, BRATS BEER HOT GIRLS AND A KICKASS NUMBER 4 FOOTBALL TEAM HAVE EVERYTHING ON THE WILDCATS. FUCK THE CATS, GO BADGERS...FUCK EM BUCKY! NU CAN KISS MY HOT ASS by NU IS FOR SHIT HEADS (nusucks@wisc.edu) on 10-29-2004, 00:22 UW KICKS ASS. What does NU kiss......... our ass because we are the best freakin college in the nation. If you even attempt to write another article like this, I will personally come to your door and give you a piece of mind. Your opinion sucks, and you obviously do to. Here is a word that comes to mind, CLASS, which is something you obviously do not possess. If I came to your school (which would never happen because NU is made up of a bunch of ugly stuck up snobs with nothing better to do than shit on Wisc) you wouldn't hear me shouting "NU has a horrible party scene" . I have class. THe whole fucking state of WISC has class. You and your stupid university can go shove your stupid ass noses in someone else's face, because we do not need you. Wow you guys are ugly. I know I few people who are attending NU right now, and they are the ugliest people I know. NU SUCKS ASS by BADGER FAN (lblack@wisc.edu) on 10-28-2004, 23:59 let the record show that UW placed 3rd in the nation for the Top PARTY SCHOOL. Where did NU place? ummmmm let me think......... NOWHERE. Just because your school is private does not make it better. And yes, we are better looking. NU SUCKS ASS by BADGER FAN (lblack@wisc.edu) on 10-28-2004, 23:58 let the record show that UW placed 3rd in the nation for the Top PARTY SCHOOL. Where did NU place? ummmmm let me think......... NOWHERE. Just because your school is private does not make it better. And yes, we are better looking. LET'S GO RED! by Bucky Badger Fan (cheer4uw@yahoo.com) on 10-24-2004, 09:41 MADISON, Wis. (AP) - The nation's stingiest defense was again impressive despite being without star defensive end Erasmus James, along with his pass-rushing partner Jonathan Welsh and middle linebacker Reggie Cribbs - all sidelined with injuries. Anthony Davis rushed for two touchdowns and No. 6 Wisconsin beat the Northwestern Wildcats 24-12 at Camp Randall Stadium (84,259) in Madison. The Badgers are 8-0 and in the drivers seat for yet another Big Ten conference title. "I said during two-a-days I thought this team had a spirit about them." Northwestern (3-4) did not back up its coach's words after he proclaimed last week that the "Wildcats were conference title contenders". "They (Wisconsin) showed us that we're not yet there yet. We've got some work to do". jh by Nelly (badgerfan@where_the_hell_is_Evanston.com) on 10-23-2004, 09:59 what the hell is northwestern ranked ahead of UW as? hahaha, shut up madison by yo (madisonsucks@madison.com) on 10-22-2004, 19:57 um...wow, nelly, you are really stupid. for a student who goes to a school that propogates itself (do you know what that means? ) on rankings, you sure don't know them very well. nu is ranked higher than madison, and i'm not sure which ratings system you are referring to. probably some biased one madison made up, just like when they manipulated a photo that appeared on a UW brochure by adding an african-american student in with all the white students. hmm...i can see where you get your smarts from... oh, and in regards to the upcoming homecoming game...it doesn't matter if you beat us. because that's all right, it's okay, you're going to work for us someday... now, i should probably let you get back to fingerpainting and show and tell. because its sounds as though kindergarten is where you belong. Lame...Plain Lame by Nelly (badgerfan@where_the_hell_is_Evanston.com) on 10-21-2004, 17:55 When Northwesterns ANYTHING is ranked #6 in the country...when Northwesterns 'fantastic' party scene that all of you Huskies talk about gets any National recognition does like Wisconsin, and when anyone outside of Illinois actually knows what city Northwestern University resides in, then you give me a call. Oh yeah, "On Wisconsin" is a slogan down in Madison, therefore you accusing Adam of a type is idiotic, just plain stupid. Learn your facts, chump. Badgers by 19 LETS GO RED!!! by Bucky Badger Fan (cheer4uw@yahoo.com) on 10-21-2004, 10:41 Looking forward to destroying Northwestern this Saturday!!! I'll be back to post the final score... My pick: Badgers by 10 On, Wisconsin! RE: "On Wisconsin" by - (badgersucks@badbadgers.com) on 10-19-2004, 01:37 Regarding Adam's lame comment...exactly the type of response expected from a person of lower intelligence...why don't you list some real reasons in retaliation instead of a lame excuse like "ohh...'a' instead of 'an' mistake..." Think. It is not too hard...even I can come up with why UW would be better than NU for certain circumstances. If you are going to rant on about a grammar mistakes, you yourself better not make any mistake you are accusing others of committing. "On Wisconsin"??? you are a "badger on Wisconsin"??? Try "in Wisconsin" Can't blame it as a typo since you did it twice. Secondly, you can buy your way into Northwestern no easier than you can with any other school. Plus, you need A LOT of money. Try million+ in donations by your folks. NU gets $150k anyway from you for spending 4 years there. Also, if you are such a die hard Badger fan, why did you even bother with buying your way into NU? Sounds like a self-contradiction (aka. just terrible reasoning ability) here. Like I said UW is full of close-minded folks like Adam who have never really experienced life outside of Wisconsin. Of course, Wisconsin lifer is biased towards his/her own state, but that also discredits any fair opinion. Iraqis will also say that Iraq is such a great country because they just don't know any better. We know better, because we know of a better place...a much better place...USA. A classic fool's pride example. And for Dave Fraser...we will stay out of Lake Geneva and Madtown if you stay out of Lake Shore and Chicago. Don't try to fight a losing battle. On Wisconsin by Adam (badgerboy@NUsucks.com) on 10-17-2004, 19:09 I am just writing in response to the "reasons why madison sucks" in which the words "a elite school" came in order... it is "an elite school," you see, you apply "an" when used before any words that begin with a vowel, you pompus ass clown... i grew up in this state, i've spent my whole life waiting to be a badger, and though i am fortunate enough to be able to buy my way into northwestern, which is all that is needed really seeing as private schools take anyone that can pay, i am a BADGER... ON WISCONSIN! FUCK YOU ILLINOIS! by LAKE GENEVA, WIS. (davefraserlakegeneva@hotmail.com) on 10-06-2004, 23:57 STAY OUT OF LAKE GENEVA! STOP POLLUTING OUR LAKE! YOU FUCKS DRIVE LIKE SHIT! YOUR ATTITUDES' SUCK ASS! Oct. 2, 2004 WISCONSIN 24 Illini 7 Oh, and by the way, MADTOWN ROCKS you freak!!! From your cousin by Rachel (sheen_neutron@hotmail.com) on 09-19-2004, 18:02 Hey Kyle this Is Rachel Nedved your cousin. I haven't seen or heard from you in a long time. I see you are doing good in college. I have read some of your articles. I find them interesting. Do you like to write? Kyle's Rant by Bonzo E Skeezick (bonzo33@yahoo.com) on 09-12-2004, 00:44 Kyle's mom invited me to NU's homecoming last year. I went hoping to see if the folks in Illinois knew how to party or just talk shit. When I got to Kyle's mom's house before the game, the first thing she asked me to do was shave her back. I was disgusted of course, but I'd heard that when she takes her teeth out she's a blast to be around so I obliged her and got out my Schick. Shaving her wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, but I had some rough spots where the hair was all matted. She has acne on her back real bad and I had a heck of a time keeping my razor free of puss and blood. I would have probably puked a couple of times, but she kept me well plied with gin she made in her garage so I just knocked back another drink and kept cutting. By the time I finished shaving her the football game was damn near over, so I didn't get to see the game. Kyle's mom wanted to go to a party after the game but I won't drink with underage kids so I just dropped her off at the party and high tailed it back to the sanity of Madison. I wish I would have stuck around long enough to see the look on the faces of those frat boys when she got naked for them, though cuz I shaved one hell of a beautiful Bucky onto her hair covered back. Skanks by Devin (devinhollis@hotmail.com) on 05-21-2004, 22:00 Oh yeah, and to my best friend who goes to UW-Madison: I know you were sleeping with my girlfriend, but the joke's on you because I gave her chlamydia. Skanks by Devin (devinhollis@hotmail.com) on 05-21-2004, 21:59 Oh yeah, and to my best friend who goes to UW-Madison: I know you were sleeping with my girlfriend, but the joke's on you because I gave her chlamydia. Skanks by Devin (devinhollis@hotmail.com) on 05-21-2004, 21:58 Oh, to the person who want me to 'get down on my knees'...why dont you get down on yours as well, so I can count all of the STDs hiding underneath your miniskirt. Respect my ass. At least our students aren't infested with every simplex of herpes there is. You dumb Madison kids by Neil (nph54@hotmail.com) on 05-21-2004, 21:53 All right kids, enough bitching. We have a bunch of Madison kids complaining about how Kyle is such a geek and what an idiot he is to waste his time writing an editorial piece on Madison, but yet all these damned Madison kids are wasting their time writing up these detailed NU hate messages. If you really don't care about us NU geeks, why are you wasting your time writing about us? And quit bringing up your stupid Halloween party, because nobody cares. If that's all your UW has to offer, that's pretty sad. Oh and by the way, I'd like to remind you that your wonderful UW is the same university that psycho Audrey Seiler is from. You wouldn't see an NU kid faking his or her own kidnapping now, would you? Not a chance. We are much too intelligent for that. He's just bitter.... by Scotty (uraslut@email.com) on 05-01-2004, 10:46 he didn't get into a real ivy league, dont take it out on us. northwestern just doesnt fit in. by in favor of uw (madtownisgod@aol.com) on 05-01-2004, 09:07 Well, I must say I was taken back by the article I just read. Northwestern -- heres some news for you...You should be down on your knees giving Madison the respect it deserves. Your school is an outkast. I mean come one a Private Finger Suck up their ass university in the BIG TEN?? The only reason you got into our league in athletics is because everyone felt bad for you trying to beg your way into the IV-league circle. You are NOT an IV league school so get over it. Your analogies comparing us to columbus and the native americans doesn't make you sound smart. You are lucky to be in the same league as the "elite" midwest schools like Wisconsin, Ohio State, Michigan, Minnesota, and your not so distant cousins THE FIGHTING ILLINI -- thats right you all are in the MIDWEST. Accept it and move on... PS IM GLAD YOU NEVER WANT TO COME BACK AND PARTY WITH US....YOU DON'T DESERVE TO. Uneducated Drivel by Zach Buehl (zjbuehl@wisc.edu) on 04-30-2004, 16:44 Listen, I would like to reflect on this whole article, but this pile of shit isn't worth my time. I will however, reflect on a couple parts: The comment "bovine lovin" seems to struck me as odd. Yes some of us are from farms (I am and I am damn proud of it because it taught me the value of physical labor, something you stuck up Ivy-League wannabes probably don't know about) but WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ACT SNOBBISH? I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT YOUR IN FUCKING ILLINOIS!! Who are you to look down on Wisconsin? Don't act like you're any less midwestern, you are just a shit-hole town on an inflated ego trip. Secondly, your comment on the masses on State Street struck me as odd. The reason why you can come to Madison with 60,00 other people to have fun is because the college knows how to party. If you are going to bash the Halloween festivities, then don't come. The last two Halloweens there have been riots here and most of the riots are due to the disrespectful actions of out-of-towners like yourselves. Speaking as a kid who was accepted to Northwestern but turned it down to come here, I can say your campus is no comparison to Madison's. Also, I have friends that go there and I have been to your parties. There's a reason Madison is the #2 party school in the nation and NU isn't: Madison parties are quite superior. We are intelligent here, so stop treating us like we are retarded. So, in closing, FUCK OFF! Thank you for your time. Fuck You by Brian (bschneider42@wi.rr.com) on 04-24-2004, 22:22 If Madison is such a shit hole why waste your time writing about us? Oh yeah jelousy! Your shit hole school ain't got nothing on Mad-town. Bring your gay fuckin ass up to Madtown and tell us that face to face. Don't hide behind a computer BITCH! Ignore Him by UW (ilovemadison@northwestern.edu) on 04-21-2004, 16:33 Kyle has nothing on us. I can guarantee he is a scrawny, sterotypical dork that only writes articles like these to encite hated reviews by the masses. Yeah, Kyle, it has been done before. Don't try to "shake up society" with your all-too-common bullshit. And, please, don't talk about how superior your school is because it obviously couldn't change a typical cretin like yourself into an intellectual being. You obviously aren't benefiting society, and the only reason you still have a column at your paper is because it is run by a mass of immature halfwits like yourself. It's great that you are "stirring things up," but who is gonna have the last laugh? We will when you finally graduate from NU and find that your 4 years of publishing crap has led you nowhere with a resume only the Onion would find applicable, in which case you will have to MOVE to Wisconsin to have a decent life. I don't applaude you because I've seen this time and time again. What I do ask is that us Madison kids ignore this ninny and let those NU kids that agree with him laugh it up. All we're doing is adding to his popularity for trying to "shake up society." He is a fool and an ass. Even his own student body would agree. Let him downtalk whoever he wants, cause I know he won't be doing it very long. Ignore Him by UW (ilovemadison@northwestern.edu) on 04-21-2004, 16:31 Kyle has nothing on us. I can guarantee he is a scrawny, sterotypical dork that only writes articles like these to encite hated reviews by the masses. Yeah, Kyle, it has been done before. Don't try to "shake up society" with your all-too-common bullshit. And, please, don't talk about how superior your school is because it obviously couldn't change a typical cretin like yourself into an intellectual being. You obviously aren't benefiting society and the only reason you still have a column at your paper is because it is run by mass of immature halfwits like yourself. It's great that you are "stirring things up," but who is gonna have the last laugh? We will when you finally graduate from NU and find that your 4 years of publishing crap has led you nowhere with a resume only the Onion would find applicable, in which case you will have to MOVE to Wisconsin to have a decent life. I don't applaud you because I've seen this time and time again. What I do ask is that us Madison kids ignore this ninny and let those NU kids that agree with him laugh it up. All where doing is adding to his popularity for "shaking up society." He is a fool and an ass. Even his own student body would agree. Let him downtalk whoever he wants, cause I know he won't be doing it very long. gimme a break by Annie (luvwords115@yahoo.com) on 04-20-2004, 18:37 Who picks fights? Evanston? Gimme a fuckin break. Your parties are probably the cheep equivalents to those you seen in teen movies. The kinds of parties that are organized and generally disappear after high school. And well, I guess some of our chicks may be "bumpkins" (whatever that signifies), but it sure is a hell of a lot better than a bunch of frigid, anorexic valedictorians with their noses in books and homophobic reactions to the sight of a man's penis. Oh, and rich guys like you have small dicks;) Kyle is gay by Kyleisanintheclosethomo (kyleisgay@wisc.edu) on 04-20-2004, 02:23 Kyle that was the worst piece of UW hate literature I have ever read. You ivy league wannabes pay a shitload more for a non-ivy league education, nasty chicks, and a terrible social life. We pay little for a good education, hot women, and an incredible social life. You could have found a gay guy to get laid with, but im not sure if they'd even do you kyle. Snobs by Stacy (stacysmom@hotmail.com) on 04-16-2004, 02:26 Fuck you, UW-Madison. You are all a bunch of pathetic, sleazy snobs that only wish you were as cool as an NU geek. Nobody likes you, so crawl back to the loser campus you are from and stay away from those far better than you. You stupid Madison kids by Ally (ally@hotmail.com) on 04-16-2004, 02:22 You Madison kids are retarded and should be shot. Stop making fun of a school that you know is far better than the one you attend. I've spent plenty of time on both the Madison and Northwestern campuses, and I'd have to agree that Kyle wins on this one. You selfish intellects. The only reason you get so angry about shit like this is because you know who's right (and guess what, Ivy Leaguers, it's not you!) douche bag by chris (chris@shadango.com) on 04-08-2004, 00:26 douche bag I think you've had enough. by F - NU (scrapple@hotmail.com) on 04-07-2004, 23:09 okay, time to shut up. Once you start pulling phrases out of your ass like "Hole Confusion" and that Columbus joke... I think we all know what's wrong with the Columbus joke. It's time man, resign from your position and never emerge into the world outside your shitty parent's basement again. Have a hot pocket. i suck by Kyle Western (k-western@northwestern.edu) on 04-05-2004, 14:45 Its true, I suck. I also like men. NU bitches are nasty by Ken (Katabolic_Kenny@hotmail.com) on 04-05-2004, 09:50 Your little liver is too weak to out drink the drinkers and your little lungs are too small to hot box with the smokers. Don't forget how nasty northwestern girls are, your 10 to 1 (mediocre girl to ugly girl ratio) isn't flattering. Don't visit on halloween either, tool. you are a dousche by Chris (kyleislosing@wisc.edu) on 04-04-2004, 23:02 I note one response from someone which claims, "Hey, that's some funny stuff! Maybe with a few more of those amazing NU journalism classes you could someday write for The Onion!" The Onion is just one of many things that originated here in the fine town of Madison. Now I am from the north shore of Chicago, and have gone down to Evanston just to chill out. But in comparison to State Street, I am sorry to tell you this but your precious Evanston is losing. Hardcore. And as far as "One could pick on their feeble intellects" is concerned, I'm sorry that not all of us can go to a fine university such as Northwestern and major in Neo-Facism, but I think I will stick with the liberals and allow you right wing kids some breathing room. And no, you are not hipster, so stop pretending. As far as your ability to evoke such emotion from an entire campus I applaud you. I am from Illinois and so I am one to be placed in the "fib" category by drunken Wisconsin natives. But I mean, at least I'm not Kyle Western, and that is what keeps me going in turbulent times. So, in closing, your parties are subpar, your town sucks, just because you're dropping 10 grand more than me a semester doesn't make the education any better, you need to get off your fucking tower, and I would prefer that you not come back here. And also thankyou for solidifying my decision to attend Madison over Northwestern with this column. Oh, and keep reaching for the stars buddy, I'm sure your witty commentary will land you a job in the Onion offices someday, just try not to suck so hard in the future. WTF? by Allyssia (ishi_borski@hotmail.com) on 04-04-2004, 21:52 Who the hell are you to knock wisconsin, if you spent more than 5 seconds with your head out of your ass you would see there is a lot here and worth everything "backwards" tradition. UW-Madison may be a party school but believe me, i could take you any day. I don't think you have spent 5 min in wisconsin and until you experience all it has to offer keep your stuck up, ass hole opinon to yourself. stupid?yeah! by Katrien Werner (kylesexescheesefromwisconsin@yahoo.com) on 04-03-2004, 22:12 Hey, I saw what you posted about UW Madison and figured you may have had a decent reason to be bitter about your visit here- so I was going to excuse your stupid uninformed comments. But than I read some of your other stuff and wondered how the hell you get a spot in the paper. I thought you went to a decent school, in fact I know you do- but you sure come across as stupid. I'm sure you probably aren't... but dude put some of your self-righetous crap into something more positive... and don't visit Wisconsin again- you have nothing on us- and we wouldn't gain anything but shit from your presence =) have a great day! little bitch by Brandon (fuck@yourself.com) on 04-03-2004, 20:46 Kyle, So you came to Madison, got stumbling-trashed (cuz you couldn't keep up with us), then didn't get laid cuz you're a fucking douche bag, and then got your ass kicked (ALSO cuz you're a fucking douche bag)....big deal....don't blame your flacid weiner, two black eyes, and the fact that you're a whiny little bitch on us. So while you're over at Northwestern fucking your cock-hungry, dirty-ass little sorority whores and then buying nut-ointment (because God only knows how your herpes will be from that nasty shit) we'll be down here having the time of our lives AND getting a better education than you. Sorry you were too fucking stupid to get accepted here, but don't be a bitch about it. -Brandon It's ok, I'm sure someone somewhere will be your friend by Wisconsin's Pride (cptnspeed1@msn.com) on 04-03-2004, 18:02 I posted this in response to a different edition of Kyle's bullshit, but it fits just as good here. Who the hell do you think you are? Do you actually talk (I don't mean insult, I mean actually talk) to real people? The reasons you list and your attitude both make me happy that I declined NU. I go to a state school that I chose over private schools, including Northwestern, because I wanted a good college experience. A good atmosphere and top notch education made me pick my school, your favorite, the University of Wisconsin. My 34 ACT/1510 SAT was more than good enough for your precious school. Oh, and when I have my Medical Microbiology degree, and am making six figures at 25, I'll know that UW's top rated (even over all of the private schools) biochemistry/microbiology/genetics department is what got me there. Don't worry, maybe I'll let you walk my dog. Holla Back Yo!! by Biff Tannen (whatisemail@btf.com) on 04-02-2004, 22:08 Dude, Want a beer? How about some ether? I go to NU to party on occaion, and I would have to say it is a weak scene. One frat party, probably Sig Ep (may you all die) holding some Catholic School girl night, where the brothers get their high school aged sisters to dress up like skanks. Let me tell you, 17 will get you 20 and 16 will get you 35. When you want to get your drinking glove on, come up to Madtown and we will raise a glass no matter where you are from. We don't consider ourselves eliteist assholes. PS Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell!! Sincerely Yours, Biff Tannen FIB's by Shitty (poop@poopshoot.com) on 04-02-2004, 21:58 I've lived in wisconsin most of my life and I've come realize one thing. Although people around the nation constantly tear away at how bad it is people who live here really appreciate all the bad talk. If everyone said Wisconsin is great there would be too many pricks who like to run their mouth at the fact that they didn't get laid while in Madison. So one thing, never come back becasue if you don't like it, we don't want you here. FIB's by Shitty (poop@poopshoot.com) on 04-02-2004, 21:57 I've lived in wisconsin most of my life and I've come realize one thing. Although people around the nation constantly tear away at how bad it is people who live here really appreciate all the bad talk. If everyone said Wisconsin is great there would be too many pricks who like to run their mouth at the fact that they didn't get laid while in Madison. So one thing, never come back becasue if you don't like it, we don't want you here. unintentional entertainment by yourface (yourface@yourface.com) on 04-02-2004, 20:39 Yo, Kyle, at first I thought you must be a blubbering idiot, but when I saw the plethera of rambling rants you evoked from my classmates here at the UW, I had to reconsider. I now accept you as entertaining, though still an idiot. Nice Job by Soda Cose (trcose@wisc.edu) on 04-01-2004, 17:11 [engage sarcasm] Hey, that's some funny stuff! Maybe with a few more of those amazing NU journalism classes you could someday write for The Onion! hmm by Patrick Klemz (pmklemz@wisc.edu) on 04-01-2004, 14:57 Normally I would be the last person to openly protect the spirit of our little isthmus “surrounded by reality.” However, when the criticisms begin to rain down from an institution such as Northwestern, I find myself unable to resist. For someone so dedicated to the notion of recreation you seem ridiculously caught up on semantics. We call a keg a barrel… does a barrel not also hold beer? The bars do in fact close earlier here than in the flatlands, yet that is why God created after-sets. You admit unabashedly that our student body is more attractive and simultaneously less evolved. Which I guess makes sense since… you know… being ugly in today’s culture has so many advantages. So you know what? I hope you enjoy your little suburban haven in the corner of the windy city. Breathe deep the polluted air and relish your pale and plain women. When you come to Wisconsin nobody will remember your name, you will be invited to the party nonetheless. Why? Because we aren’t vindictive little snots from Lake Forest. Nobody here would take time away from the party to notice the presence of a worthless little attention whore. What??? by Ben H (bhubes@hotmail.com) on 04-01-2004, 01:07 Hey Kyle, Sounds like you tools at NU know how to party. Oh wait, which among us is the reigning #2 party school in the nation? Your argument is not only unfounded, but laced with bitterness towards a school that is not only more nationally respected, but frankly a more fun place to be. You lose twice. Your lack of journalistic ability and willingness to resort to namecalling in order to fool yourself into thinking your school is comparable to ours only further demonstrates that you would never make it here. So stay at NU, nobody wants you here. Fuck off. dick by cool (dd@go.com) on 03-31-2004, 22:32 fuck off you ignorant prick! Leave my Cunt-ry by Jim James (nash62385@yahoo.com) on 03-31-2004, 21:07 you know i was in Evanston briefly several weeks ago, and that place is a suburbanite yuppy's mecca. The locals told me to go to this "awesome" little French cafe. After waiting about 25 minutes to actually get my sandwich, it bled of chunky disgusting bleu cheese. I would have thrown it in the fce of the chef, but I hjad more class, so I decided to throw it directly in the face of an NU student. And by the way, I've seen better looking girls at the Special Olympics. not even remotely funny by person (person@person.com) on 03-31-2004, 11:48 I love hearing people rip on Madison. Makes my heart swell with pride to know we elicit that sort of reaction. This, however, was pure fecal matter. Allow me to add another "Fuck you, assclown" to the chorus already out there. stay the fuck out of Madison by a (abcd@efg.com) on 03-31-2004, 10:37 If you don't like Madison, then stay the hell out of it. I'd rather walk down State Street on Halloween or any other night and not have to deal with the ass-hole FIBs. And they measure liquid in barrels, it's a standard unit, unlike you, with a sub-standard 'unit.' Apperently they don't teach you shit at NU. correct or not, ur a pretty stupid person by person (youaregay@hotmail.com) on 03-30-2004, 23:21 funny how you call madison fat, and yet madison is one of the most fit cities in the country. Im glad you express your opinion very well, you obviously know a whole lot about madison. And then u say only madison students are stupid enough to call a keg a barrel. Once again, you display so much knowledge. I guess NU hasnt gotten around to teaching you yet that a keg is a half-barrel. I don't even go to Madison, but to say that it is not one of, if not the bet party school in the nation, u need to get your facts straight. I look forward to reading another editorial from you. What next, are you going to argue that New York is not the biggest city in the nation? UW by UW Student (joltjcp@yahoo,com) on 03-30-2004, 22:54 thats y we were ranked the #2 party school in the fuckin' nation ass hole, u just wish u were a badger...im sure u got one of those 15,000 rejection letters that were sent out last year! nice head dick by madtown (everybody@wisc) on 03-30-2004, 22:38 "Sure, the people in Madison might be more attractive than your average NU'er" -The only true thing said in your idiotic rant. I would never waste my time on writing a non-sensical column on your worthless school. WTF? by Kim (klparry@wisc.edu) on 03-30-2004, 22:04 You know, I don't know any NU students and I'm not about to pass judgement on them like you have so kindly done on us, but I hope to God that they aren't like you. I find it hard to believe that anyone at all would find your little rant and rave even slightly humorous. That was your goal right? Well anyway it's getting late and I just remembered that I forgot to feed my chickens, milk my cows and eat my cheese. Oh no wait, scratch the last one. I'm going to go starve myself because evidently being 100 lbs is now considered fat... you're a douche by everyone (everyone@wisconsin) on 03-30-2004, 21:31 enough said. funny by bob (bobthemob@yahoo.com) on 03-30-2004, 19:50 Funny how you bad-mouth Wisconsin and the city of madison, yet in your archives there's an article title: Dear Evanston, You Suck. Hey asshole you must be pretty jealous to not live like we do. what a dipshit by UR A DIPSHIT (uradipshit@yahoo.com) on 03-30-2004, 19:48 I went down to Northwestern the weekend of their homecoming. And I swear to god i will never EVER go within 20 miles of evanston again. There was 1 party on homecoming, a shitty frat party with the ugliest people i've ever seen. no joke. turns out the library is the place to be @ NU. Maybe you're school has better academics, but at least we know how to live, and we aren't snobs like you elitist pricks. AND we sure as hell know how to have fun. Madison by Carlo (john@jimmy.com) on 03-30-2004, 19:37 Madison is a whole 'nother world. People go there to get away from reality for a while and have a good time. Its so carefree and relaxed, probably due to the lack of conservative fucks. They Party like none other too. By the way, i'm from the U of Illinois. get your info straight by uw student (eariley@wisc.edu) on 03-30-2004, 17:10 Have you ever been to Madison besides on Halloween, because the only remotely accurate information you have is about Halloween; however, the only reason that it's dirty on Halloween is because all of you out-of-staters come and mess up our beautiful town. For your information, we have just as many parties every other weekend of the year, too, because yes, we are a party school. Everyone, including yourself, comes here on Halloween, simply because we have mastered the art of partying. And i'm glad you put so much thought into those very original dairy jokes, because everyone on campus really does live and breathe milk and cheese. Oh wait, that's the imaginary Wisconsin you created, which is not anywhere close to the truth. The only appearance of prominence of dairy products is that the milk and ice cream are freshly produced at Babcock Hall on campus. So, go ahead and make fun of the fact that Wisconsin does something well, but we can have damn good home-made ice cream whenever we would like. Despite this fact, generally people here are not fat as you claim. There are sidewalks and bike lanes throughout the city, because people are active creating a demand for such things. In conclusion, I'm sorry you're crabby about settling for an over-priced narrow-minded education, but please do not expel your woes on the well-balanced education I am receiving from my high-quality institution. UW-Madison is perfection by youreanidiot (idiot@nu.com) on 03-30-2004, 10:20 It is funny you wasted so much time writing an article about our lovely little school. If Northwestern is so good, why did you have to come here to party in the first place? Welcome to College by Steph (steph3469@hotmail.com) on 03-29-2004, 23:47 Sorry that we go to school in what might be classified as an actual "college town". Just because you live in a ritzy fucking suburb doesn't mean that Madison is a bad place, it means that you're fucking jealous. I suppose some people just can't handle the party scene here, especially some F L A T L A N D E R fuck like you. pick a side..beatttchh by pissedmarine (d_dub@yahoo.com) on 03-29-2004, 22:17 Ok, not to get involved in other schools rivalries, I thought I should speak out about this one. I attended both Baylor University, and University of Missouri, and I have to agree with alwaysdrunk.com, you are an idiot. We also call kegs barrels, for that is what they are. (See history of German culture 101) Along with that, anytime you badmouth another institution without just cause, I would personally prepare for an beating. To all you party-goers in Madison, I have both attented your Halloween, and other parties throughout the years, many a drunk memory. Keep up the good work. To alwaysdrunk.com, I enjoy your site, and if you would like a bunch of drunk Missouri kids to come up and beat some ass and pound some brew, we got your back. Let me know. Really? by (fuck@thisguy.suckme) on 03-29-2004, 20:49 You're retarded, jackass. ......wow! by drumboy445 (asarsalari@wisc.edu) on 03-29-2004, 20:24 C'mon now son... you're gonna write about shit you don't even know? How would you not know the difference between a keg and a barrel? OH wait.... I just remembered.... Northwesterners probably have never heard of a barrel... who thinks they could actually carry one of those things from the liquor store.... let alone handle one at a party? Good god...go protest some abortion with your frat or something, loser. OK, sorry for being so mean... if you really want to come down to Madison and get a free lesson on partying, you can E-Mail me. I'll teach your naiive ass for free. pz re: mad student by Bill Nye (acgeorgia@wisc.edu) on 03-29-2004, 13:23 Hey t_i_doublef@hotmail.com, Maybe you don't "fit in" because you're conservative or you think using a big vocabulary automatically makes you intelligent and your responses meaningful. No school is a good fit for EVERYONE. If you got a problem leave and stop bitching about it. As for Kyle, write whatever the hell you want. As far as a humor piece, it works but if you really are serious, why the hell do you care so much? I mean don't you have more important things to do like join a fraternity and talk about how you're so much smarter and have so much more money than everybody else? so this is what your like by Bill from UW Madison (wjanderson@wisc.edu) on 03-29-2004, 00:56 A conservative newspaper in an elitist college... makes perfect sense. Here in Madtown we got the Madison Observer as our bi-weekley publication with a political bent, only its from the left thankfully. Of course in Madison we aren't snobs who think we're better than everybody else because we go to expensive private colleges. Northwertern Sucks by Steve Wallen (swallen@wisc.edu) on 03-26-2004, 13:41 We call it a barrell because that how we drink them, by the Barrel, not by some puss ass 1/2 Barrel aka Keg. http://www.alwaysdrunk.com has you pegged. Ok then by Bill from UW Madison (wjanderson@wisc.edu) on 03-26-2004, 01:17 Why I am even honoring this with a response? Perhaps because I feel an insecure need to defend my wonderful Universit...oh wait. Lets not forget that Madison has the best standard of living in the wonderful state of Wisconsin. But of course that doesn't compare to our #2 party school status. Interesting dichotomy. We must be so bad that we can have everything good at the same time and not even care about it. That must make us too intellectual or something. I think we'll leave that up to Northwestern and let them rot in their inablity to accomplish anything else. look at me! i want attention so i'll try and piss some people off by tolerance is my middle name (wester3story@yahoo.com) on 03-26-2004, 00:36 You suck, and that's all there is too it. You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Learn some respect and don't fall for old stereotypes when you are making a point, biatch. Oops by EPR (sweetmofo@yahoo.com) on 03-20-2004, 13:49 I don't go to madison, and I dont go to NU. But I also know that using profanity in my writing isn't all that "cool" here, like it apparently is it NU. Nice job using suck and fuck in your opinion Kyle. Give me geeks, give me jocks, and give me pretty boys, but for the love of God, Kyle Western, don't ever come to Wisconsin again. go northwestern by mad student (t_i_doublef@hotmail.com) on 03-20-2004, 00:24 Hey Kyle, I loved your column. I'm a UW-Madison first-semester student and I couldn't agree with you more. What are these people talking about, "my wonderful university?" Accepting university? What a load of B.S. Guess I'm too much of a geek to fit in with the selfish, "Look at me I think I'm Ivy League" intellectual crowd (or so they think) that is Madison. Get over yourselves, Madison. You think you're Ivy League, go to Harvard. And if you're going to construct a reply about how awful NU is, try constructing one that makes sense. You're the ones who are naive. you suck by Kyle's Mom (Grace4711@aol.com) on 03-02-2004, 21:38 hi kyle, obviously you're bitter that you couldn't get into my wonderful university, or perhaps they looked at your asslike face and knew that you'd run back home crying in ten seconds if you ever went here. hope you have fun at your *yawn* "parties". stay the fuck away from wisconsin, cuz the next time you come around we will kick your lame ass all the way back home. love, your momma you suck by Kyle's Mom (Grace4711@aol.com) on 03-02-2004, 21:38 hi kyle, obviously you're bitter that you couldn't get into my wonderful university, or perhaps they looked at your asslike face and knew that you'd run back home crying in ten seconds if you ever went here. hope you have fun at your *yawn* "parties". stay the fuck away from wisconsin, cuz the next time you come around we will kick your lame ass all the way back home. love, your momma blow by Fuck 'em Bucky (www.bitemeskinnypunk@wisc.edu) on 02-18-2004, 14:41 Why don't you come on over to madison and test your intelect on me? And while you're at it why don't you bend over grab your ankles and... You see I don't feel that it was very nice of people like you to come to my campus and whoop it up on my tax dollar. Don't get me wrong we all love visitors but when you start to disrespect our city and local business owners then you had better watch your ass. UW Madison is wonderful by Kirsten (asdf@cats.com) on 01-31-2004, 03:07 Wow, you are such an idiot. Please, never come to Wisconsin again. We are an intellectual, accepting community that has no tolerance for obtuse, naive individuals such as yourself. . by Wesley Willis (wesley_willis666@yahoo.com) on 01-15-2004, 23:57 Fuck You Back to top Hosting generously provided by Steadfast Networks.